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I am Bass Wejuns.
I am a white button-down white Brooks Brothers shirt.
I am General Tso's chicken
I am challenged.
I am the New York Giants, the Atlanta Braves and the Dallas Mavericks.
I am a Buick LeSabre
I am a chili cheese burrito from Taco Bell.
I am The Razor's Edge by Somerset Maugham.
I am I-55.
I am surprisingly good at finding knock-off Louis Vuitton handbags.
I am a friend.
I am mango sorbet at Sal and Mookie's.
I am Casey Kasem on satellite radio.
I am Red Stripe.
I am Perdido Key (before everybody else showed up.)
I am www.mattisch.com
I am South Panola High School football.
I am Dornan's in Moose and Nora's in Wilson.
I am a child of the 60's (just don't ask me to listen to the music).
I am Robert Altman's Nashville
I am alone.
I am not lonely.
I am Square Books.
I am Utz crab chips.
I am a fundraiser.
I am a mystery to my friends.
I am Fondren Corner.
I am a gray bicycle.
I am a Penguin Pays slot machine.
I am Citizens by Simon Schama.
I am a frustrated travel guide.
I am a Rebel, but not a rebel.
I am Christmas dinner at the Peabody.
I am the Smithsonian, the Louvre and the Prado.
I am a good writer (all evidence to the contrary).
I am a trombone player (but not a good one).
I am chicken fingers at Rooster's.
I am a shameless email forwarder.
I am Les Miserables.
I am absolutely certain that I do not possess the ability to make anyone happy but me.
I am watermelon.
I am a bad date.
I am Psalm 62.
I am not remotely interested in jazz.
I am an anchovy and sausage pizza.
I am unbelievably fortunate to be an American.
I am state fairs.
I am fish sticks.
I am a night person.
I am A Christmas Story.
I am champagne.
I am over Paris and Lindsay.
I am not as grateful as I should be for everything that I have.
I am Pippen.
I am the walrus.  (Goo goo goo joob!)
I am Vienna.
I am annoyed that people don't give more respect to marching bands.
I am in awe of people who have jobs and families.
I am Skyline Chili in Cincinnati and The Varsity in Atlanta.
I am never home at Thanksgiving.
I am overweight.
I am Thriller.
I am a good host.
I am not interested in meeting celebrities just because they're famous.
I am French movies.
I am probably the only the only person who ever went to Antarctica in business attire.
I am an ex-smoker (since the seventh grade).
I am Fouchon.
I am Greg Iles mysteries.
I am every county in Mississippi, every parish in Louisiana, every state in the US, and every continent.
I am an everything bagel.
I am thankful for the job that W has done as President.
I am a beauty pageant judge.
I am a beauty pageant winner. (Don't ask.)
I am a tutor.
I am Presbyterian.
I am bored at baseball games.
I am a Mississippian--finally.
I am a very bad dancer (See "I am Presbyterian" above.)
I am wingtips and neckties.
I am an enthusiastic public speaker.  (I'm just not very good at it.)
I am Mardi Gras in Washington, DC.
I am college football and basketball.
I am a trained Red Cross volunteer.
I am ringing a bell on New Year's Eve.
I am the Island Hotel in Cedar Key, Florida.
I am Stir It Up! by Patti Labelle.
I am a Republican.
I am The Grove.
I am Catholic on Christmas Eve.
I am a good son.
I am disturbed by people who think Imagine is the greatest song of all time.
I am Reese Witherspoon and Jim Carrey.
I am the Garden Room at Commander's Palace.
I am khakis and Nikes.
I am probably a sociopath.  (You've been warned.)
I am the Natchez Trace.
I am Reba.
I am rarely intensely happy or unhappy.
I am Hong Kong, Sydney, Buenos Aires, Paris and London.
I am Batesville, Oxford and Jackson.
I am a perfect "9", numerology-wise.
I am blessed.
Do unto others as you...well, you know the rest.