(Damn Oxford Comma)

You’ve heard this dish called “trash” and everything else. The only difference is that I don’t really care for nuts, and I think Cheerios are kind of messy, so I usually leave them out.

Ingredients

1 lb. real butter
3 or 4 cloves of garlic
3 T. Worcestershire sauce
3 T. Tabasco
Salt to taste
1 regular box Wheat Chex
1 regular box Rice Chex
1/2 regular box of Corn Chex (Are you discriminating against Kix? Yes.)
1 regular bag of stick pretzels

Instructions
Melt butter and mix with spices in a small saucepan.

Pour cereals (except pretzels) into large roaster and spread butter/spice mixture over them.

Bake at 250 degrees, and stir every 20 to 30 minutes for 2-3 hours.

Add pretzels for last 45 minutes.